Lucille: I’ll have the “Ike and Tina Tuna”.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
i love pulling this one on people
shoes, booze, and tattoos.
When she was 7 years old she saw a man get shot but, no one came for a long time because it happened in a remote parking lot in Las Vegas. And she was waiting for her mom to come back from working the blackjack table at the Circus Circus casino. And that night her mom said that the two of them and the now dead guy were the only 3 people who ever really lived in Las Vegas. Everybody else just arrived, ate their complimentary shrimp cocktail, and left.
such a huge ego!
gmail: Trippvanessa at gmail dot com
AIM: nezzyquick
When she was 7 years old she saw a man get shot but, no one came for a long time because it happened in a remote parking lot in Las Vegas. And she was waiting for her mom to come back from working the blackjack table at the Circus Circus casino. And that night her mom said that the two of them and the now dead guy were the only 3 people who ever really lived in Las Vegas. Everybody else just arrived, ate their complimentary shrimp cocktail, and left.
such a huge ego!
gmail: Trippvanessa at gmail dot com
AIM: nezzyquick
